Is it ironic that not long after this rant, my alarm clock stopped working?
Probably not, really, but it is quite the coincidence.
I used my iPhone for a few nights, but went out yesterday and bought some crazy thing at Best Buy that has dual alarms and plays from my iPod and churns butter and feeds the dog. But I don’t have a TV in my bedroom for the first time since 2001, so I had started listening to my clock radio for the first time. I tend to wake to a buzzer. I like the dual alarms! One goes off early, for gym-going, and the other goes off late.
I would like to point out that it does not require any lemons at all.















I’ve been meaning to mention that I would be interested in some of the butter. If you have extra. Which you probably will have since you use the clock regularly.
Thanks in advance.
What do you think it feeds the dog with?